Thinking of it all.
Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:01 PM
Went for karate in the morning, super fun! I had to spar with peiru and I was claiming that I didn't wanna die that young to eda dear(L)! HAHAHA. She totally laughed at me:( TskTsk. Wasn't that bad(: At least, I survived through it! :D HAHAHA. 4 of them are going to Ku-Ching on 19th, good luck peeps! :D Couldn't go, cause will probably miss 7 days of school or so. BUT it doesn't really make a difference, cause I'm always late/pon-ing schools -_- NO, I shan't do that again! LOL. Went to central with cousins after karate, had subway!!! (L) but, bad thing is that, I was so hungry, I ordered a FOOTLONG meatball marinara and ate it finish before my other 3 cousins who were all eating 6-inch! SHUCKS. Talk about growing fat:((((( Went to sticky to buy some sticky(s) LOL. Believe it or not, the guy actually gave us the ends of the candy. ITS ULTRA BIG AND HEAVY CAN! -_- I was like what is it. Then my cousin handed it to me. I didn't expect it to be that heavy, and my hand went down -- LOL. literally.
Slept from 2-8, so satisfying! :D Woke up, went on plurk and damn funny! LOL, I shall not elaborate here(: Went to FML and LOL-ed at their entries for the thousandth time. LOL.
The size of the candy end compared to the size of a sticky. roflmao.
Candy end. I think It'll probably end up in the trash bin. Whoever eats it is gonna get diabetes, 100% chop stamp gurantee. LOL.
Some FML(s) :)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML
Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I called all my family members to invite them over this evening because I had some very important news for them that could not wait. They all declined the invite. When I asked why, they said they were going to my cousins to watch his new TV. FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML
Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd~5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
totally, LOL! laughs.
Labels: cousins, daijoubu, FML, happy, karate, pictures
The size of the candy end compared to the size of a sticky. roflmao.
Candy end. I think It'll probably end up in the trash bin. Whoever eats it is gonna get diabetes, 100% chop stamp gurantee. LOL.